truly Random Tables

I've got another totally random table... Totally Random Table #15 1. Dental hygienist who looks just like a young (but still over 18) Traci Lords. 2. Atari 2600 game... more
Yay, lucky 13! You know the drill - this table is totally random... Totally Random Table #13 1. Some kind of weird venereal disease where you lose your sense of taste,... more
I had a little extra time this afternoon and wanted to do another table that was truly random. Here goes nothing... Truly Random Table #12 1. Half-empty (or is that half-... more
Here's another truly random table for your arbitrary pleasure... Truly Random Table #11 1. Plastic orange beach balls (2 in 6 chance of exploding if hit, kicked, or... more
You wouldn't think I'd get writer's block for these tables, but their sheer randomness leaves me without anything for my imagination to grasp. I've literally got nothing... more
Indeed, my friends and lovers of tables that are truly random... there is yet another installment for thine eyes! Truly Random Table #9 1. Maple syrup 2. The green and... more
It's been awhile, but I've got another table for you and... guess what? It's truly random!!! Truly Random Table #8 1. Oreo Candy Cane (flavor of the month - December) 2... more
Here's another d6 table that is truly random... Truly Random Table #6 1. Blood running down a ventriloquist dummy's hand 2. The cornfield 3. Diamonds 4. Cassette tape... more
You know the drill. These d6 tables don't make no god damn sense! The results are indeed truly random. This is the previous one. Here's your next installment of Truly... more
Ok, here's another truly random table. Check out the previous entry. Remember, there are no handy guidelines, parameters, or boundaries. This d6 table can result in pretty... more
We're back again! Ready for some weird shit that doesn't make much sense? Here is the latest entry for Truly Random Tables - a series of d6 random tables without any kind of... more
Welcome to Truly Random Tables! This is #2 in an ongoing series. The first one can be found here and this is the third. With these random tables, there's no rhyme or reason... more