Kodarr the barbarian

Hail and well met, jackasses! In case you've forgotten... you stand upon the bloody sand of Kodarr's fighting pits. Actually, I don't think that's blood. More likely barbecue... more
Every once in awhile, it's fine to inform players that "nothing happens" when they attempt "x". Because sometimes... nothing does happen. That's the cold, hard reality... more
Not only should GMs get paid to run games, players should consider buying life insurance for their characters. Otherwise... well, let the dice fall where they may. Kodarr hath... more
If you aren't at least a little bit excited about the new Star Wars movies, then do me a favor and SUCK A BAG OF BEHOLDER DICKS!!! Feel free to disagree, but have more than a... more
So, rumor is there's a new sheriff in town. A Dungeon Master's Guide by the name of Fifth Edition. Oh, you've heard of him? Can't say I'm surprised. Bow down before your... more