5e

I had a little extra time this afternoon and wanted to do another table that was truly random. Here goes nothing... Truly Random Table #12 1. Half-empty (or is that half-... more
I was reading about that new Dungeons... more
I was inspired by the recently released 50 Shades of Vorpal enough to write this review and create the following d30 random table. Once per combat, a warrior (or any fighter-... more
The majority of NPCs in fantasy RPGs will be peasants - poor, cowardly, degenerate, covered in shit, and nearly worthless when it comes to mighty deeds, conjuring firestorms, and... more
If you must know, the idea came from here. I intend to do a weekly series of d6 random tables without any thought to their subject, topic, or reason for existing. Though... more
I've been slowly working my way through the complete set of The Twilight Zone episodes on DVD. Obviously, it's great stuff. The Twilight Zone was an oasis of nightmare in... more
Black Rainbow is a named +3 bastard or two-handed sword fashioned out of iridescent jet and magically sealed by the sorcery of Saigon the sphere-walker. This mystic blade... more
"The purple islands are not done with me, nor have I finished with them." The beautiful half-elf Thyreen ran wild and free upon the purple islands only a year ago. She was... more
Today, I've got a four-part table for finding out what kind of stupid hat that gnome is wearing. I'll include this in my forthcoming book How to Game Master like a Fucking... more
Haven't seen the movie (I'm sure it's right up there with The Godfather and Bio-Dome), but I do know an awesome new monster when I see one. Zombie beaver, you're ready to do... more
In the previous aeon, when sorcery was inextricably linked with the darkness of the void and the cold, reptilian cruelty of our former snake-men masters, ephemeral twin was born... more
Hey, guys! Venger Satanis here. How's it going? More importantly, how's your Game Mastery? I'm writing a book on how to Game Master better. It's called How to Game Master... more