Traps, Puzzles, and Strangeness

I got the idea from this odd blog post over here. What follows is a d100 random table you'll roll on 1d4 times (if you roll a 4, roll another d4... if that's also a 4, then... more
I crowd-sourced this one because I knew people would come up with awesomely wacky, funny, and sleazy-ass stuff... Strip Clubs, Porn Shops, BDSM Dungeons, Brothels, and Escort... more
W'sup, girl? How you doin'? This is yet another installment of Totally Random Tables. When we get to 20, I'll probably compile them into a PDF. Sweet! Totally Random... more
It's been a long time since I've done one of these, so here's another one. Thanks for being patient! Totally Random Table #17 1. Multi-hued play-doh that's been mixed... more
Full disclosure: the idea for this silly/gonzo random table was inspired by Jeff Rients' blog post. And the whimsical comment from Dave S (Certified). Not sure how often this... more
Think you know what will happen if you hang around that unearthed tomb? After releasing the eldritch-fantasy adventure Dead God Excavation, it occurred to me that the world... more
I've got another totally random table... Totally Random Table #15 1. Dental hygienist who looks just like a young (but still over 18) Traci Lords. 2. Atari 2600 game... more
Here's a table that's totally random... Totally Random Table #14 1. A port-a-potty. 2. Hatred for those who betrayed you. 3. Melting clocks. 4. The death of a bard.... more
Yay, lucky 13! You know the drill - this table is totally random... Totally Random Table #13 1. Some kind of weird venereal disease where you lose your sense of taste,... more
I had a little extra time this afternoon and wanted to do another table that was truly random. Here goes nothing... Truly Random Table #12 1. Half-empty (or is that half-... more
Here's another truly random table for your arbitrary pleasure... Truly Random Table #11 1. Plastic orange beach balls (2 in 6 chance of exploding if hit, kicked, or... more
You wouldn't think I'd get writer's block for these tables, but their sheer randomness leaves me without anything for my imagination to grasp. I've literally got nothing... more