Computer Named Ice Cream Flavors

I got the idea from this odd blog post over here.

What follows is a d100 random table you'll roll on 1d4 times (if you roll a 4, roll another d4... if that's also a 4, then roll on the 1d100 table a total of 5 times), determining the flavor/name of ice cream as chosen by an artificial intelligence.

You see, computers aren't worried about unwanted thoughts (data) intruding upon their stream of consciousness. They simply splice that shit together without a second thought... which is why they'll eventually try to destroy us!

Why would you ever need to know what an A.I. came up with for ice cream flavors? Obviously, we aren't cut from the same GM cloth.

There are a few insane computers found on the purple islands. Or perhaps a decadent droid on Alpha Blue. Whatever the source, I suggest you create a robot and start coming up with crazy names for ice cream!

A.I. Ice Cream Flavors

1. Fudge
2. Cherry
3. Toffee
4. Swirl
5. Death
6. Banana
7. Rocky Road
8. Lemon
9. Crunch
10. Chocolate
11. Madness
12. Caramel
13. Coffee
14. Strawberry
15. Cookie
16. Walnut
17. Peanut butter
18. Surprise
19. Hate
20. Almond
21. Honey
22. Cheesecake
23. Orange
24. Blood
25. Key-lime
26. Rainbow
27. Unicorn
28. Vanilla
29. Paradiso
30. Savage
31. Lick
32. Dream(s)
33. Human centi-peach
34. Explosion
35. Marshmallow
36. White
37. Mango
38. Chocolate Chip
39. Pumpkin
40. Slime
41. Razz... or raspberry
42. Pretzel
43. Cinnamon
44. Sin... or sinful
45. Kitty
46. Murder
47. Sex
48. Holocaust
49. Truffle
50. Ripple
51. Salted
52. Moon(s)
53. Bacon
54. Whipped Cream
55. Sprinkles
56. Oreo
57. Cupcake
58. Saturated... or saturation
59. Urine (soaked)
60. Butter pecan
61. Cookie dough
62. Pistachio
63. Black cherry
64. New York
65. Mint
66. Satan
67. Mocha
68. Dulce de leche
69. Lesbian
70. Sex on the beach
71. White chocolate
72. Diseased brain
73. Red velvet
74. Apple pie
75. Double (1-3), Triple (4-6)
76. Single malt
77. Strawberry shortcake
78. Birthday party
79. Clown wig
80. Children laughing
81. Switchblade
82. Dark
83. Hazelnut
84. Heath
85. Monster
86. Neopolitan
87. Sherbert
88. Hitler
89. Statutory grape
90. Rum raisin
91. Superman
92. Elvis
93. Mad visionary
94. Scream
95. Cthulhu
96. Dread
97. Gelato
98. Cotton candy
99. Silent scream
100. Crumble

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That's it! Thanks for reading, commenting, and sharing. I'll probably put this into some published adventure or book of random tables soon...

I'd like to thank my Dad for his creative assistance (he loves ice cream) and being the first human to try out this random table.

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Authored by Venger Satanis
https://vengersatanis.blogspot.com/

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