3rd rate fan-fiction crossover

Hello, I'm Edgar Phillips Reitman and this is 3FFC.

Tonight's terrifyingly terrific tale takes place on the starship Enterprise where we find Boba Fett and Ookla the Mok arm-wrestling for the fate of Sheldon Cooper's comic book collection!

"I'll turn your intestines into a penis salad, Ookla." Boba Fett expressed with sheer might.

"Arrrgghhhaaarrgggnnnn!" Ookla replied in disdain.

"We're too evenly matched. Besides... you don't even like comic books, and I need all those Green Lantern ones for my awesome collection. You bastard!"

"Finish him!" A dark jedi version of Superman said from the nearby darkness.

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